Serendipity

alexander-burton:

Here are some phone pics of my sleeping arrangement for the past few days (living outdoors is the best)

littlecatlady:

tastefullyoffensive:

The worst. 

I HATE THIS I HATE THIS WITH ALL OF MY BEING

littlecatlady:

tastefullyoffensive:

The worst. 

I HATE THIS I HATE THIS WITH ALL OF MY BEING

emeriss:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

That last gif, though.

yea fuk you tony

how to boys

boobbryar:

foie:

  • greet
  • chat
  • chat
  • chat
  • joke
  • joke
  • joke
  • joke
  • compliment appearance
  • compliment personality
  • flirt
  • flirt
  • flirt
  • hug
  • hug
  • hug
  • hug
  • hug
  • hug
  • amorous hug
  • amorous hug
  • first kiss
  • kiss
  • kiss
  • kiss
  • make out
  • make out
  • make out
  • make out
  • woo-hoo
  • woo-hoo
  • woo-hoo
  • propose

it took me a good 20 seconds of reading to get this was a sims reference

I desire no man’s pity.

the-goddamazon:

THIS IS THE TYPE OF SHIT SCIENTISTS BE THINKING ABOUT AND LAUGHING THO

myheartbeatsforhummus:

This post is eveeeeeeeerything

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patroclides:

GET TO KNOW ME MEME → [1/5] favourite films

The Fall (2006)

officialputin:

white boys’ haircuts be like

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Statistically, a woman is more likely to be hurt by a man than she is to ever be eaten by a shark, hit by a car, be attacked by a bear, crash in a plane, or be bitten by a spider. When a woman expresses fear of any of these events, she is still seen as a rational person. When I tell people that I am afraid of swimming in the ocean because I’m afraid of sharks, they accept it almost without question. But, when I tell people that I’m afraid of men, that men scare me more than sharks and spiders and freak plane accidents all combined, I immediately lose their respect. I am considered elitist. I am considered sub-human.
A Benediction For My Daughter (via rococoswagbitch)